Sunday, August 8, 2010

Animal Invaders

Animals like to invade my house. Our gate has huge holes in the sides, big enough for a small or Medium sixed pet to get through, and our neighbours pets like to visit my house. Once I went outside and I heard this tinkling so I (brilliantly) decided to stay outside and and try to figure out what it was. 10 seconds later my neighbours dog comes running around the corner like all hell's after him. I stayed inside after that.

Cats come in too. Last night I heard this "Ullr-AH, Ullrrr-AH!" noise coming from outside. I went to see if my mom heard it too.

"It's a cat," she said.

"That's not a cat," I replied, "That is a DEMON!

My Zemanta assistant keeps telling me something about attacks and fires. I think it knows about the mysterious explosions coming from outside and the dry lightning.

Before I go I would like to point out that this is the first time  that I am not finishing this blog with minutes to spare. The fact that I knew this so I procrastinated on it all day is irrelevant.


1 comment:

  1. Demon cats? Oh my! When you have your own pets, other animals invading is not so good. When you don't, it can be nice to have some visitors, though. Unless they are DEMONS. (Are they at least cute demons?)